cat people: dogs are cool too I guess, I just prefer cats
dog people: DOGS ARE MAN'S BEST FRIEND CATS ARE TERRIBLE CREATURES THAT PURR AND PUT THEIR BUTT IN YOUR FACE AND WALK ON YOUR COUNTERS AND MAKE WEIRD NOISES ITS GROSS AND UNNATURAL
cat people: dogs poop if you don't take them out, cats have liter boxes and are easy to clean up after
dog people: CATS ARE DISGUSTING AND POOPS AND PEES EVERYWHERE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T TRAIN THEM THEY ARE NASTY CREATURES
cat people: cats are very loving animals and have cute purr noises
dog people: CATS ARE SO STANDOFFISH AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU DOGS ARE SO LOYAL AND HAPPY AND WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT CATS ARE SO MEAN AND WILL HISS AT YOU AT ALL TIMES THEY BITE YOU KNOW I WAS ONCE MURDERED BY A CAT YEAH TRUE STORY

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.

I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up, via pizzaboxx)

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via pizzaboxx)

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via userbar)

@school please delete

(Source: tortillas, via fruitcrocs)

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

(Source: blazepress.com, via pizzaboxx)