I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane.
|cat people:||dogs are cool too I guess, I just prefer cats|
|dog people:||DOGS ARE MAN'S BEST FRIEND CATS ARE TERRIBLE CREATURES THAT PURR AND PUT THEIR BUTT IN YOUR FACE AND WALK ON YOUR COUNTERS AND MAKE WEIRD NOISES ITS GROSS AND UNNATURAL|
|cat people:||dogs poop if you don't take them out, cats have liter boxes and are easy to clean up after|
|dog people:||CATS ARE DISGUSTING AND POOPS AND PEES EVERYWHERE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T TRAIN THEM THEY ARE NASTY CREATURES|
|cat people:||cats are very loving animals and have cute purr noises|
|dog people:||CATS ARE SO STANDOFFISH AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU DOGS ARE SO LOYAL AND HAPPY AND WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT CATS ARE SO MEAN AND WILL HISS AT YOU AT ALL TIMES THEY BITE YOU KNOW I WAS ONCE MURDERED BY A CAT YEAH TRUE STORY|
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind
Goddamn. Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.
I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots